Slogans We Didn't Use:
- It makes unemployment tolerable.
- So good you can eat it on roadkill.
- Particulary good on spotted owl.
- Locusts are better this way (they're still not good, but better).
- More kick than a fat man doing Tae Bo.
- Jesus would eat it.
- We know how to treat a chick.
- Theo Fleury would grow new teeth to eat it.
- It'll give you gas, but it's worth it.
- Sauce that puts hair on your chest.
- It's really good. Trust me, I'm in sales.
- If you're offended by a slogan, then No Sauce for YOU!
- All your sauces are belong to me.
- We have ways of making you sweat.
- Please put my sauce on the side, not on the meat.
- More than just a condiment, it's a Personal Defense Weapon!
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